Gas Pains

 

I’m talking about the pain at the pumps.

At my local service station, the price of gasoline has currently toppled over the four-dollar mark. Boy, don’t you wish Beano could relieve this type of gas pain? 

Because we have gas-powered mowers, weed-eaters, cars, trucks, and boats, we are now forced to conserve or pay the price. Therefore, the million-dollar question is… 

 What lifestyle changes can we make to reduce our gas usage? 

1.  When I grocery shop, I purchase enough food to last for three weeks, loading up on the items that are on sale or exclusive to that store. For the bulky things, I now need extra storage, so I use the trunk of my car for paper towels, toilet paper etc.

2.  The dollar store is my friend. They have increased store inventory. However, recently I’ve noticed that when I stop for basic items, milk, sweet tea, or bread the store shelves are barren.

3.  Whenever I drive past a gas station with low fuel prices, I fill err’ up or top it off. If the local gas station raises the gas price just before the weekend, I’ll run my vehicle so low the empty-idiot light comes on.

4.  No more Sunday drives down to the sugar white sandy beaches so I  can stroll in the surf. It is not an option to zip over to the video store or even catch a current movie at the theater. I solely use Netflix and microwave my popcorn from the stash in the pantry.

5.  Living in a small town makes it easy to drop off the electric, phone and water bills. I like delivering the checks personally. I can visit with the clerk as I hand over my payment. In addition, I have security knowing that my bill is paid on time. But, now I use a postage stamp, forty-two cents is cheaper than gas.

  By turning off the faucet when we brush our teeth, we conserve water. I try to save gas with that same type of mind set when I come home from work. I pull up to the front gate and turn off the car. I wheel in my garbage cans after I’ve secured the dogs, and open the locked gates.  Only then, do I restart the engine and quickly pull into my driveway.  

My pretty pink and purple speedboat silently sits on its trailer-bed hot and thirsty for a quick dip in the creek, however, that’s not gonna happen any time soon. 

I read that Microsoft has incorporated a shuttle bus that is equipped with WiFi for their employee commuting needs. Once again, Bill Gates is a step ahead of other companies. 

Is it possible that the little corner grocery store will make a comeback?  I have fond memories of warn wooden floors and the penny candy aisle. People that live in large cities already have neighborhood stores; daily they tote their groceries home saving gas and getting exercise at the same time. 

Today gas pains have clearly altered my lifestyle. I for one have become more of a homebody. Playing cards, visiting with neighbors, riding bikes, and taking long walks are becoming familiar activities again. 

As a child, I remember that life’s simple pleasures were the best. Maybe this is a Good Thing!

 

 

 

 

 
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