Is it Just Me?

     I’m all for safe driving. I believe in wearing seat belts, using my turn signals, and I never (well seldom) text while driving. Nevertheless, other drivers can push my buttons and send me into total ‘road rage’. (Oh, don’t act as if I’m the only one!)
     It irks the heck out of me when the driver in front of me spots a green light in the distance and starts braking before the intersection. Sheech, they slow down so much the dang thing is bound to turn red by the time we reach it! Moreover, if they do get through the light, needless to say, I end up sitting at the red light dog cussing them. (Is it just me?)
     What is up with the people who drive five miles under the speed limit…during the morning commute? As it is, I have to try to keep my blood pressure down when the car in front of me is going exactly the speed limit because lets face it; my preference is that you go five over. (Is it just me?)
     I’m all for saving gas but if your driving a Hummer and the light turns green, I know you have the power to go fast on take-off and you obviously don’t have to worry about money...so get off the cell phone and put the pedal-to-the-metal buddy, I have places to go, people to see and things to do! (Is it just me?)
     Lordy…what about the ‘Lookie-Lou’?  I watch them look left, then look right, or slow down to ogle people walking along the road. Hey Buddy how about looking straight ahead or maybe look at your speedometer because you’re going 5 miles under the speed limit and I’m trying like hell to get to work on time.  Sunday drivers need to keep it on Sunday! (Is it just me?)
     Oh how I can get agitated when the right hand lane is a turn only and a car zips up in that lane and then tries to cut in front of me so they can go straight. Frankly, I look at your license plate and if you live around here, I know you’re rude and just scamming to cut-in line. (Forget about it buddy.)  But, if you’re from out of state, I’ll will give you a break and let you in front of me. However, I expect you to hit the gas when that stinking light turns green because I will be mad as a wet hen if I get stuck at another red light just because I was nice to you.

     I’m just sayin’…is it just me?


 
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